The Rules are unflinchingly rigid.
1. Go to google.com
2. Search "(your name) is like" with the quotes
3. Post the first 10 results
Jessica is like so deep at The Insider.
Jessica is like a virgin (not even kidding).
Jessica is like a bird which has been put in a cage.
Jessica is like the sexiest girl ever.
Jessica is like the bad luck tiki necklace in the Brady Bunch episode.
Jessica is like a homemade enchilada, but instead of cheese or soy meat she is filled with tasty human brilliance.
Jessica is like the quintessential farmers daughter, you just want to find a haystack with her, and then pray she can sing well.
Jessica is like those 1000 pretty Mexican girls next door.
Jessica is like what you see is what you get.
Jessica is like a determined athlete who pushes herself past each hurdle in life.
Just for your information most of these were pertaining to Jessica Simpson. I tag anyone who cares to do this, it is pretty entertaining and very funny.